Friend: What's the difference between ships and otps?
Me: Ships make you smile and sigh and get a little teary-eyed maybe. Otps make you claw your own face off and sob.
sarcastics:
if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
golden-sexmaster:
does anyone else ever get those sudden urges to clean out and reorganize your entire room at 3am
frankpotion:
naps are a great idea until you wake up
Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.
9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
12am: "I'm going to bed now."
1am: "I'm going to bed now."
2am: "I'm going to bed now."
3am: "FUCK."
4am: "FUCK."
5am: "OKAY."
wugs:
wugs:
what if instead of the whole world ending on friday just the internet stopped working
ive come to the entirely sane conclusion that it would actually be better for just the whole world to end
let’s be honest here, we’d all run into a burning house to save our computer
